this is my dad, i know he looks kind of dorky.
but if the situation calls for it, he can be pretty badass!
he can woo all the ladies, even the classiest of broads.
bake the meanest cakes, while outpranking me (the prank prince!!) to top it all off.
sometimes he pulls the same trick, and it gets annoying fast.
but he taught me everything i know, no questions asked.
but dad isn’t here anymore, he got killed by jack.
i miss him a whole lot.
he’s my number one dad.
so here i am, dad.
just seconds away from doing something crazy.
but don’t worry about me.
i’m ready to make you proud.
just so you could hear me say: i love you too, dad.